no one told me.

no one told me it would be this hard to decide on a honeymoon location. seriously. this is no joke. i feel like our entire wedding is planned (ok not really, but a lot of it), and we can't even decide on where we want to go on our honeymoon!!! ahhhh! it's starting to drive me nuts. are we making this way harder than it actually is? are our expectations too high for our budget?

just to give you some insight on where our heads have been, here is how it's gone so far:

hawaii
st. lucia
hawaii
jamaica
st. lucia
st. lucia
mexico
tortola
st. lucia
banff
napa valley
st. lucia
and now i'm back on hawaii.

i really want to go to hawaii. so i know what you're thinking...GO! easy for you to say! hawaii is expeeeeeeensiiiiiiive! i need to find a good deal. i need luxury, clean, and romantic. i know any of these places will be romantic. but i want that crisp looking room, not a room with so much open air we will have rats running through our room (true story at a resort in st. lucia), or have obnoxious tropical flowers all over my bedspread!!

ok people...i need a miracle. HELP US!